I enter the bathroom.

There are three stalls.
This clown is at the middle stall.

I go left and whip it out. While mid stream he starts asking me if I have plans for this weekend. I say not really. I thought that was strange. I’m looking off to my left and get that ‘not so fresh’ feeling. I look straight ahead again and notice he is leaning over the partition looking down at my tool.

I stop mid stream and go to wash my hands. As I am doing so, he kinda comes around behind me … I think to myself, this is it … and brace for impact.

Nothing happens. I breath a sigh of relief. He then notices me noticing him and he dips into a stall and fumbles with his belt. I flee.

I walk mebe 20 feet QUICKLY. To the group I was going to lunch with. As we are waiting for a guy to finish whatever he was doing to join us, the peeper walks past. So whatever was going on in the stall didn’t take long.