This is a friend of mine. She needs some help. I’m in the process of getting cash into my account to put toward it for her.

That’s all I’ve got at this point.

I was working in my office the other day … I heard some metal clanking noises behind me.

I turn around and see my four year old trying keys in one of my gun safes. He had found some keys I had around from when I was re-keying the gun safes. He was checking to see which one would open it up … I asked him what he was doing. He advised he was trying to get to “daddy’s shooting guns”.

Heh … we had a talk about that shit.

I’ve got a damn problem. Help?

Do this shit. Every day.

Rules.

I made the office elevators my bitch … I just stranded three people in one of them. I rule.

Heh … I am drunk with power.

I acquired four (4) foam/plastic bowls from the lunch room. I’ve attached them to one another using scotch tape.

At this point I’ve got a cylinder with a truncated cone on either end. It took some trimming and a layer of tape over the whole thing to get the shape I am looking for.

At this point I’ve got the body down. More work is needed to get it a little more firm. Once I’ve got a nice sturdy body I’ll worry about the legs and head.

I’m thinking ghetto paper mache using newspaper and elmers glue.

The real wrinkle is going to be the paint. Spray paint is the obvious choice but I’d really like to stick to using materials I can find around here.

Check out this site … Zen of Attraction.

I am going to create a golden calf … I am going to do it at work, using only materials found at work.

I wil report on my progress. Period.

It’s back!

The company is going to get a good amount of work out of me on Monday … Ohhhhh yeah …