I was working in my office the other day … I heard some metal clanking noises behind me.

I turn around and see my four year old trying keys in one of my gun safes. He had found some keys I had around from when I was re-keying the gun safes. He was checking to see which one would open it up … I asked him what he was doing. He advised he was trying to get to “daddy’s shooting guns”.

Heh … we had a talk about that shit.