So … There is this guy … I’ll call him cheese guy … Every day he comes into work with a large coffee and a package of cheese cubes … Every day I see him fairly early in the morning.

Every day I reach into his bag of cheese cubes and snatch a few out. Every day he then advises that he is full and I can have the rest if I want.

Every day I then take that bag of cheese. I think he has some germ phobia. I exploit that daily to score free cheese.

I’m an asshole.